Comments on: Stop The Madness-Lock Up The Knives http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/ Think Global : Post Local Wed, 7 Jan 2009 22:54:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.1 by: reckless G http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56987 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 13:48:14 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56987 Neocons, Zionists; same smell Neocons, Zionists; same smell

]]> by: Mitch Mulhall http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56910 Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:28:16 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56910 Rat, Two comments in one evening. How uncharacteristic of you. [Just remember, knives don't kill people...neocons kill people.] That's what G and the Con Man keep telling me. G would have me add Zionists to the soup. Anyway, I'm pleased you enjoyed the read. Cheers, Rat,

Two comments in one evening. How uncharacteristic of you.

[Just remember, knives don't kill people...neocons kill people.]

That's what G and the Con Man keep telling me. G would have me add Zionists to the soup. Anyway, I'm pleased you enjoyed the read.

Cheers,

]]> by: Wharf Rat http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56908 Tue, 05 Aug 2008 18:34:17 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56908 Mitch, That is brilliant! Glad I didn't miss it. Just remember, knives don't kill people...neocons kill people. Mitch,

That is brilliant! Glad I didn't miss it. Just remember, knives don't kill people...neocons kill people.

]]> by: Mitch Mulhall http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56751 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 15:14:05 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56751 I'm to blame for this foray into the ornithologically excremental... but since we're there, earlier last spring, the GSPI took a picture of several pelicans resting on a lake near New Castle, as I recall. While there's no way of knowing from whence it came, whether eagle, blue herron, or perhaps visiting Pelican, the bird that nailed my wife's car was no constipated sparrow. It was like a highway striping truck had flown over and turned on the white and yellow paint at the same time. The stripe started at the edge of my driveway, over my wife's car, and into the neighbor's front yard. Whatever it was, I'm quite certain that bird gained considerable altitude. Bummer about Samurai... <object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" codebase="http://fpdownload.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" id="JibJabPlayer" width="388" height="317" align="middle"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.jibjab.com/v/98045" /><param name="loop" value="false" /><param name="menu" value="false" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.jibjab.com/v/98045" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#C4C2AA" width="388" height="317" swliveconnect="true" id="JibJabPlayer" name="JibJabPlayer" align="middle" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed></object><div><a href="http://www.jibjab.com/view/98045" target="_blank">SNL.. John Belushi &#34;Samurai Deli&#34;</a> &#124; <a href="http://www.jibjab.com/" target="_blank">Funny Jokes at JibJab</a></div> Cheers, I'm to blame for this foray into the ornithologically excremental... but since we're there, earlier last spring, the GSPI took a picture of several pelicans resting on a lake near New Castle, as I recall. While there's no way of knowing from whence it came, whether eagle, blue herron, or perhaps visiting Pelican, the bird that nailed my wife's car was no constipated sparrow. It was like a highway striping truck had flown over and turned on the white and yellow paint at the same time. The stripe started at the edge of my driveway, over my wife's car, and into the neighbor's front yard. Whatever it was, I'm quite certain that bird gained considerable altitude.

Bummer about Samurai...

SNL.. John Belushi "Samurai Deli" | Funny Jokes at JibJab

Cheers,

]]> by: Kit O'Carra http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56750 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 13:51:18 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56750 Absolutely right! Back in Woody Creek I knew that if I washed my car, it would rain the next day. Out here if I wash it, the word gets out to the gulls and my car becomes a victim of random acts of fly-by fwopping. Not just little sparrow-size fwops either. These are fwops large enough to make you think twice about walking around without a hardhat and the sun bakes the fwop onto the paint. But back to the topic of your blog, Mitch. My sadness runs deep knowing that the Samurai Deli will soon be shut down by the government. Absolutely right! Back in Woody Creek I knew that if I washed my car, it would rain the next day. Out here if I wash it, the word gets out to the gulls and my car becomes a victim of random acts of fly-by fwopping. Not just little sparrow-size fwops either. These are fwops large enough to make you think twice about walking around without a hardhat and the sun bakes the fwop onto the paint.

But back to the topic of your blog, Mitch. My sadness runs deep knowing that the Samurai Deli will soon be shut down by the government.

]]> by: Mitch Mulhall http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56628 Sun, 03 Aug 2008 05:59:52 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56628 Hmmm. I've got to think that on the OR coast, Kit's gott'a be looking at a lot of this: <object width="388" height="317"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/24MYriZ5ACM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/24MYriZ5ACM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="388" height="317"></embed></object> Cheers, Hmmm. I've got to think that on the OR coast, Kit's gott'a be looking at a lot of this:


Cheers,

]]> by: Mitch Mulhall http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56546 Sat, 02 Aug 2008 19:37:11 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56546 I carry my laptop in a backpack. I also carry a large, home-made hunting knife in my pack. I recently traveled to NYC for a meeting with a major financial company. Rather than checking a bag, I packed everything in my back pack. It wasn't until I was pulling my pack out of the cab of my truck that I noticed the end of my knife's braided leather wrist strap hanging from the side pocket. I pulled the knife out of the pack and slid it under the driver's seat, pleased to have avoided what would have been an interesting experience with the TSA officials at Sardy Field... Cheers, I carry my laptop in a backpack. I also carry a large, home-made hunting knife in my pack.

I recently traveled to NYC for a meeting with a major financial company. Rather than checking a bag, I packed everything in my back pack. It wasn't until I was pulling my pack out of the cab of my truck that I noticed the end of my knife's braided leather wrist strap hanging from the side pocket. I pulled the knife out of the pack and slid it under the driver's seat, pleased to have avoided what would have been an interesting experience with the TSA officials at Sardy Field...

Cheers,

]]> by: reckless G http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56545 Sat, 02 Aug 2008 17:58:36 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56545 Kit, I had a similar experience at the Glenwood Springs County Courthouse. I keep a multi-tool in a purse pocket. When my purse was x-rayed and the offending implement was found, I had to make a special trip back to my car or risk losing my precious tool. It was a situation that tested my Taoist practice of acceptance. In fact I recall making a very un-Taolike comment to the guards. I learned my lesson though, now I leave all of my knives in the car when I visit the courthouse...as should a solid citizen in good standing with our nation. Kit,

I had a similar experience at the Glenwood Springs County Courthouse. I keep a multi-tool in a purse pocket. When my purse was x-rayed and the offending implement was found, I had to make a special trip back to my car or risk losing my precious tool.

It was a situation that tested my Taoist practice of acceptance. In fact I recall making a very un-Taolike comment to the guards.

I learned my lesson though, now I leave all of my knives in the car when I visit the courthouse...as should a solid citizen in good standing with our nation.

]]> by: Kit O'Carra http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56515 Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:17:01 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56515 I look forward to the night when I can get a full night's rest and sleep without waking before the sun comes up, just knowing that I am living in a much safer world without knives. Rest assured that TSA is doing their part to end this madness. On a recent check-in procedure I was being scanned through all of the detectors, unknowingly carrying a one-inch promotional Swiss knife that had been hidden in the crevices for years of the purse I had chosen to take on the trip with me. After three passes through the xray and a thorough hand search by one of TSA's best, the inch long weapon was confiscated and I was grateful that I had not been taken into custody. I was let off with a warning and shamed for trying to appear as a solid citizen in good standing with our nation. I look forward to the night when I can get a full night's rest and sleep without waking before the sun comes up, just knowing that I am living in a much safer world without knives.

Rest assured that TSA is doing their part to end this madness. On a recent check-in procedure I was being scanned through all of the detectors, unknowingly carrying a one-inch promotional Swiss knife that had been hidden in the crevices for years of the purse I had chosen to take on the trip with me. After three passes through the xray and a thorough hand search by one of TSA's best, the inch long weapon was confiscated and I was grateful that I had not been taken into custody. I was let off with a warning and shamed for trying to appear as a solid citizen in good standing with our nation.

]]> by: reckless G http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56514 Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:31:11 +0000 http://www.aspenpost.net/2008/08/01/stop-the-madness-lock-up-the-knives/#comment-56514 Mitch! This is friggin' funny! One of your best posts yet. Thanks for the laugh. Mitch! This is friggin' funny! One of your best posts yet. Thanks for the laugh.

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